eightmonkeys:

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

thirdevee:

Get you a girl

Who you can take to Disney World and she gets all excited for the magic

But also gags on your dick in her Minnie Mouse ears back at the resort.

🙋

ericflynnrivera:

Me, whenever I have to attend any social function

(Source: allnewalldifferentwildspider)

bled:

via vsco.co

(Source: 3prinz)

hexingkyriachy:

“People grow when they are loved well. If you want to help others heal, love them without an agenda.”

— Mike McHargue (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

(Source: nrrdrgz8)

thehotgirlproject:

castielsteenwolf:

yourspookyginger:

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

The mom friend override

twofigs:

when kosinski wrote “i’m sure there are aspects of my personality buried within me that will surface as soon as i know i am completely loved.”

cinemagifs:

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958) dir. Richard Brooks

darshanaheena:

i’m so bad at flirting like they’d be all “you look really sexy” and i’d be like “haha yeah anyway do you like Speed Racer or as they call it in Japan: MachGoGoGo did you ever notice he totally kills a guy in the theme song & we’re all just supposed to be cool with it? Iconic”

(Source: nostalgicgirl99)

waitingfor-youu:

“Eyes. Those damn eyes, fucked me forever.”

— Charles Bukowski

thequotejournals:

“If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.”

— Jane Austen, Emma

(Source: thequotejournals.com)

snarthurt:

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off